Protein
Per 100g. Not a shelf gimmick. An actual breakfast weapon.
DRIP Pistachio Protein Cream — Premium Pistachio Spread, Vegan Protein Cream & Clean Label Snack
Click it. We dare you.25g of protein. Zero palm oil. Vegan. Clean label. Designed in Italy. Breakfast will never be the same.
SPOONS ARE CANCELLED✦SQUEEZE, DON'T SCOOP✦25G PROTEIN✦DEATH TO PALM OIL✦DESIGNED IN ITALY✦NO GYM BRO NONSENSE✦SPOONS ARE CANCELLED✦SQUEEZE, DON'T SCOOP✦25G PROTEIN✦DEATH TO PALM OIL✦DESIGNED IN ITALY✦NO GYM BRO NONSENSE✦
Big claims.
Boring proof.
Palm oil
Never was in here. Never will be. We'd rather close the company.
Designed in Italy
Pistachio obsession, Italian brain, clean label, zero shortcuts.
One hand
The squeeze cap does what your spoon spent centuries failing to do.
Totally real endorsements
The Holy Bible— Verified by a higher power
Big Pistachio™— The family you don't mess with
The Spoon Resistance— Underground movement since 2024
A Pigeon from Palermo— Local influencer, no contract
Nonna's Kitchen— Approved with a wooden spoon
The Spoon Lobby— They saw us coming
The Holy Bible— Verified by a higher power
Big Pistachio™— The family you don't mess with
The Spoon Resistance— Underground movement since 2024
A Pigeon from Palermo— Local influencer, no contract
Nonna's Kitchen— Approved with a wooden spoon
The Spoon Lobby— They saw us coming
Ways to drip
Three ways to use it.
“Squeeze it, don't scoop it”•“Dangerously good”•“25g and you don't feel a single one”•“Pistachio, but it grew up and got mean”•“Squeeze it, don't scoop it”•“Dangerously good”•“25g and you don't feel a single one”•“Pistachio, but it grew up and got mean”•
Questions we actually answer
The FAQ.
Read it. Or don't. We're not your dad.
We don't have one yet. That's literally the point of the preorder. We're raising money for the first batch. If you can't handle that, buy a jar and a spoon like a caveman.
The product
Get the first drip
250g / 8.8oz · €12.99500g / 17.6oz · €21.99
- Shake, squeeze, drip. No spoon, no jar, no crime scene in the kitchen.
- 25g protein per 100g. That's 7g per 1oz squeeze. Clean label, dirty attitude.
- Vegan, gluten-free, non-GMO. Designed in Italy, shipped worldwide.
Preorder today. Ships when the first batch exists. Full refund if it never does.
Straight up: we don't have a damn product yet. We have an idea, the right people in Sicily (or somewhere else — we're not even sure) and the balls to pull it off. Put your money in now and help us start. If the batch never happens, you get every single cent back. The spoon stays in the drawer either way.
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Loved by beta squeezers
The people have spoken.
We handed out jars of Batch 000 to friends, family and one extremely skeptical nonna. No money changed hands. Only jars. Here's what came back.
“I finished the jar in two days. I was supposed to review it, not marry it.”
“Tastes like pistachio finally got a gym membership.”
“Toast. Pancakes. Straight into my mouth. 10/10 would squeeze again.”
“My nonna said “not bad”. From her, that's a Michelin star.”
“25g of protein and it tastes like dessert. I stopped asking questions.”
“I squeezed it onto a spoon. Old habits. The jar forgave me.”
“I finished the jar in two days. I was supposed to review it, not marry it.”
“Tastes like pistachio finally got a gym membership.”
“Toast. Pancakes. Straight into my mouth. 10/10 would squeeze again.”
“My nonna said “not bad”. From her, that's a Michelin star.”
“25g of protein and it tastes like dessert. I stopped asking questions.”
“I squeezed it onto a spoon. Old habits. The jar forgave me.”